Carter The 10 Year Old Setting Fires And Saying "Screw Our President!" Is The New Alpha Male Trump Protestor

FOX NEWS REPORTER GRIFF JENKINS: A fire broke out just behind us. There is a fire over here. We’ll show you where that was. The ashes now just sort of starting to simmer right in the middle of this. Excuse me one second. This fire was started. In fact, this young man, you are participating in the fire. What’s your name?

BOY: My name’s Carter and I actually kind of started this fire.

JENKINS: So why did you start that fire, Carter?

BOY: Uh, it’s Carter.

JENKINS: Sorry. Why did you start that fire?

BOY: Because I felt like it and because I’m just saying, screw our president.

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OOPS, Carter just stole your liberal bitch again.

Fucking Carter. What a lightning rod. Most kids spend their Thursday nights eating pizza rolls and doing homework and playing videos games. Carter goes out and lights shit on fire to protest the democratically elected President of the United States. Not His President motherfucker. Put that mic in his face you better be prepared for him to keep it 100: why’d you start the fire Carter? It’s Carter. Electric.

PS,

Imagine being so good at parenting that you bring your kid out onto the street in the middle of a school night and let him set fires and destroy property? Hope I can be half as good a dad someday.

PPS,

“Because I felt like it” is such a badass answer. Carter is like the 2017 politically conscious white Latarian Milton.