Kylie Jenner Pretty Much Dumped Em Out On Instagram Again And God She's A Beaut
So Kylie posted this on her Instagram a day ago and some eagle-eyed internet heroes decided “Hey, we can probably lighten this and make her tits pop more.” Very courageous. Here’s the more NSFWish color corrected version of the photo:
And honestly how can you not love that? All I want in life is to find a girl who buries me in sexy pics and nudes as much as Kylie Jenner does. And normally while I’d want a girl to not play coy and just dump em out when you’re Snapping back and forth, I respect the gamesmanship from Kylie here. She’s had lots of edgy photos, rumored sex tapes, but she never straight up shows em off. She’s squeezing every last bit of value out of them, making people come back hoping to see more of her and there’s a chance it may never come. Even if that sex tape were real I bet she’d show even less skin than Kim in it, keep em wanting more even in that situation. And it’s working to the point where now you’ve got dudes doing post-production on her photos just to get a taste, working her Instagram like people searched viral marketing websites for clues about LOST. Savvy marketing in 2017.
As long as Kylie keeps playing this game, I’m in. Tyga’s other ex Demi Rose Mawby might be hotter but Kylie’s in my head 1000 times more. Waiting to get her naked is like a sexy game of cat and mouse that she’s got no clue she’s a part of. I’m not hating it.
Ps this didn’t feel appropriately timed for a morning blog but I saw it late last night and couldn’t contain my joy any longer. Pls excuse my exuberance.