Three Premier League Soccer Players In Trouble For Taping a Racially Charged Orgy With Thai Chick

Dailymail – Three Premier League footballers apologised tonight after filming themselves taking part in a sickening orgy in which a Thai woman was racially abused. Leicester City players James Pearson, 21 – the son of club manager Nigel Pearson – Adam Smith, 22, and Tom Hopper, 21, took part in a depraved sex session in Thailand on an end-of-season tour.Amid vile scenes which show the naked footballers dishing out a tirade of abuse to the women, one of the players can be heard shouting ‘slit eye’ while his friends laugh at the racist jibe. One of the young players also taunts one of the women for being f***** minging’ before saying: ‘She’s an absolute one out of ten.’ The footage, obtained by the Sunday Mirror, will be a huge embarrassment for the manager, who is an outspoken ambassador for the Kick It Out scheme, the campaign to end racism in football.It will also be a huge blow to the club’s Thai owners Vichai and Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha who have worked hard to form a partnership with the Tourism Authority of Thailand, a club sponsor.The club said the players ‘would like to convey their sincere apologies for their behaviour – to the women involved in the incident, to the club and its owners, to the club’s fans and to their families’.

I’m sure this is going to come across as crass, but isn’t this precisely the message that the Tourism Authority of Thailand is trying to convey? Come to Thailand and abuse our women? Like look at us we don’t have all trannies! We have actual chicks with vaginas that you can absolutely degrade in the sack? Because I know my biggest fear with Thailand is I’ll buy a hooker and she’ll have a dick. This kind of puts my mind at ease. Now don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t say racist shit because I’m not racist, but I still think this video probably will do more good than harm.

PS – Of all the shit that was these guys said the part about you’re a 1 out of the 10 is by far the worse. That shit will stick with you. Kinda like when Intern Dana said I wasn’t pulling off the middle aged balding look. Why don’t you cut me a little deeper Dana?