One Day After A Tigers Fan Gets 5 Foul Balls, Our Guy Zack Hample Puts On A Show For The Ages And Takes Home TWENTY Baseballs

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothing comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Foul Ball Guy.

What a performance. This is why I never jumped ship. This is why I knew the Detroit Tigers fan getting 5 foul balls in 5 innings would only elevate Zack’s game. Some guy’s just have that extra gear. Like MJ returning to Madison Square Garden and dropping a double nickel to remind the world he’s still the GOAT. If you thought Zack Hample was going to let some lowly Tigers fan steal his ball grabbing spotlight you were so so wrong. Guy put on a BP clinic, then an in game clinic, then a postgame clinic. I actually went to bed when he was at 18, I should’ve known the number would keep climbing while the rest of the world slept. This is like that famous Dominique/Larry Bird game, only if Larry Bird (Zack) took Dominique (Tigers guy) out back and shot him in the face then buried him in a shallow grave.

Hey world.

And again!

PS

I know some people will try to say BP balls don’t count, fuck that, they should count more, it’s a dog fight out there.