Update - Screech Actually Stabbed A Guy Last Night At A Bar

According to the Port Washington Police Department, officers responded to the Grand Avenue Saloon around 11:15 p.m. Thursday, December 25th for reports of a stabbing. Evidence gathered at the scene indicates that Diamond had stabbed another male patron and left the bar in a white SUV with his 27-year-old girlfriend. Officers quickly located the suspect vehicle and both Diamond and his girlfriend were taken into custody. The knife was recovered in Diamond’s vehicle.

I have no clue what I’m even watching in that video but I laughed. Just the idea of a standoff with Screech while he switchblades people is hilarious to me. Like take it easy Screech, we’ll stop calling you a nerd if you stop stabbing people on Christmas day with your little switchblade. Deal?

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Wonder if Screech has a slingshot in his back pocket too. Fucking switchblade, what is this 4th grade?