One Second You're Having a Kayak Adventure, The Next Second You're Almost Killed By a Whale

 
Oh yea. Kayaking sure looks like fun. Why go to a bar when you can get in a kayak and get within 1 second of death when a giant killer whale strolls into town? What was with their giggling? Don’t they know this whale has more strength in it’s baby toe than they have in their entire bodies? If the whale didn’t kill them, they should have died from shitting out their entire body. Just all their insides, flowing out their shit hole. Guess they got lucky they stumbled upon Free Willy and the ocean wasn’t angry that day.