Draymond Green Mistakenly Posted A Dick Pic On His Snapchat, I Mean He Was Hacked
Lots of people clowning Draymond on the internet today, but I think this was great work out of Draymond and his P.R. team. Post what I imagine was a flattering picture of your dick on social media and then claiming you were hacked is the best way to get the “Draymond Green + Dick” Google results to show up in a positive light. Goodbye “Draymond Green punched LeBron in the dick to cost his team an NBA championship and basketball immortality” or “Draymond Green does a lot of stupid shit and seems like a real dick” from the first page of Google results. Hello “Oh look at that, Draymond has a hog”. Usually pushing unwanted results takes a bunch of SEO tricks (I think that’s the right term. I imagine some Barstool employees think we just hired a female SEO).
And everyone knows once you push unwanted websites off of the first page of Google search results, it’s basically on the deep web. Playing for a team located right next to Silicon Valley definitely has its perks I suppose. Honestly that’s just as much of a good reason for Kevin Durant to have signed with the Warriors as anything else. KD can now do whatever he wants on the internet knowing that a bunch of nerds will bury it 6 feet deep within five minutes.
To be fair to Draymond, it is wayyyy too easy to add something to My Story on Snapchat. Luckily this will lead to more stories of mistake pics. But it will take something pretty epic to top this old Twitter gem from Ray Allen.