The Surveillance Footage Of Ryan Lochte And His Crew At The Rio Gas Station Is Underwhelming
This is the video that is causing an international incident? I bet Obama had his finger on the nuke button when those swimmers were whisked of their flight last night and was weighing the pros and cons of wiping Rio off the map. Only thing that probably stopped him was our athletes (namely Olympic Melo) being in the city. That video is the epitome of Ryan Lochte. Boring as fuck and utterly forgettable. Give me a jerkoff hand motion, a DX crotch chop, or at the very least a middle finger at the gas station workers. You are representing America for Christ sake!
P.S. This Twitter conversation cracked me up. Gotta keep your head on a swivel while walking these Twitter streets with all the hot takes and memes flying around.
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