BREAKING HOLY SHIT NEWS: NICK FOLES TO ST. LOUIS FOR SAM BRADFORD WHO HOPEFULLY IS NOT IN A BODY CAST I CAN'T BREATHE

NFL.com – A trade-happy Tuesday rages on for the NFL: This time it involves a pair of starting quarterbacks.  NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported that the St. Louis Ramsare shopping Sam Bradford to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for signal-caller Nick Foles, according to a source.

Nick Foles and the first round pick for Sam Bradford and a CONDITIONAL 2nd round pick AND THE TENTH PICK (or at least that’s the last thing I’ve heard – not confirmed yet UPDATE: Nothing is confirmed with picks yet.  UPDATE UPDATE: 10th pick confirmed).

Screw Sam Bradford, this move means one thing and one thing only:  ALL ABOARD THE MARIOTA EXPRESS.

My guess is Tampa or the Jets might want Bradford or some shit and we’re officially ALL-IN on the Marcus Mariota move.  Unfortunately, this isn’t Madden.  Shit, even in Franchise mode St. Louis might have rejected this deal.  All I do know is Sam Bradford is not a quarterback for this system.  There’s no shot he’s on this team.  However, if we now don’t get Mariota and are stuck with this walking piece of glass or only Sanchez then it’s no longer #InChipWeTrust, it’s #InChipWeBust.  Unfortunately for me I think my heart might explode before we’re able to find out.

Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Pres wanted to squeeze in a few dimes via Sam Bradford.