I Am In Awe Of This Handstanding Pug Pissing His Heart Out

 
Mark that territory, Pug! From the Gold Medal worthy handstand to the Jimmy Dugan marathon piss, I am wholeheartedly impressed. Bonus points to defy gravity and still not give himself a Golden Shower. In one 1:16 video a toy with a heartbeat is doing two things better at the same time than I would ever do alone. I can’t even do a handstand in the pool or go in a urinal without getting super soaked on the splash back. This Pug’s going places.

Actually, scratch that. We got the walking on the front two paws down. Next stop: Olympics.
 

PS – Didn’t even notice while making the Vine how big of a shakeup my 225-lb splatter made. Solid 4.2 on the Rictor Scale. Notice our little guy Christmas decoration to the left. At least someone finally moved him.
 

And yes, it hurt as bad as it sounds.