If You Act Up During Kickball Around This Kentucky Teacher She Will Threaten To 'Cut Your Dick Off And Stuff It Down Your Throat'

[WKYT] - An Anderson County Middle School teacher was charged with disorderly conduct after investigators say she threatened to cut off a student’s genitals.

Chrystal Graham, 36, of Lawrenceburg was charged with disorderly conduct as a result of an investigation into a 2017 incident during a kickball game.

A criminal complaint states Graham threatened to cut off the student’s genitals after he jumped on another student’s back while joking around. She then said she would “shove it down your throat.”

Kickball makes you do crazy things. I get it. It’s competitive. It’s probably the most beloved gym game in school. It’s one that everyone knows, everyone can play. You can plunk people and drill them with the ball up close.

But, call me crazy here, threatening to cut off a middle school kid’s dick and shoving it down his throat is a BITTTTTT too much of a hardo move. I mean, sure, flipping another kid the double birds? That’s fair game. Teachers should be able to give kids the middle finger whenever they want. Maybe don’t threaten to cut a kid’s dick off.

Also, I expected this teacher to remind me of my gym teacher. You know the gym teacher look. We called him Skip, not Mr. (last name). He was intimidating. You didn’t want to fuck with him. He’d roast you. What we got here in Kentucky was this:

That’s a bad mama jama, but not what I expected. I mean she looks so innocent. Well, innocent until you see that smirk. That’s the smirk of someone who just heard that she threatened a middle school kid and just doesn’t give a shit.

Imagine this teacher now at Mason – the high school I blogged about earlier today.

That would never happen under her watch. Just, you know, don’t threaten middle school kids with cutting their dicks off and shoving it down their throat. Double birds okay though.