I'm Starting To Believe Every Thing That LaVar Ball Predicts

This fucking guy.

That’s how these things work with LaVar. He speaks them into existence. I mean he said since Lonzo was a baby that he was going to be a Laker and looked what happened. He talked about owning an NBA team, I’m not ruling that out until it’s too late to. Now? Well, he just did the unthinkable. June 12 on national television he talks about how LeBron is going to go to the Lakers. This guy is starting to be the best fortune teller in the whole world.

I’d really appreciate if LaVar would start talking positively about me. I wouldn’t mind winning some money or becoming the new owner of the New York Knicks with my good pal Clem. Just need something from the guy who talks everything into existence. Unreal. LaVar Ball, stay hot.