'Wine'm, Dine'm, Let's Re-Sign'm' - Toronto's Flawless Plan To Let Kawhi Eat For Free For Life If He Re-Signs With The Raptors

I know Kawhi is a multi-millionaire, which is essentially eating for free. But, I’ll tell you what, it’s impossible to pass up on this offer. There’s something about not paying for food, no matter how rich you are, that is just satisfying. It makes it taste that more delicious.

And you get to eat for free at various restaurants? Well, that’s the dream. Plus, we’re talking about life here. Think about all the times you can eat out and save money to spend on dumb shit. I’m just day dreaming about that right now.

I am curious to see what restaurants go through with this. I gotta see the list if I’m Kawhi. Let me see my options. Hell, let them sit in the pitch meeting from Toronto. I appreciate the effort by the city though. You have to go all in to keep a top-5 talent. Similar to like how you trade people for him so you can compete right now, a mistake made by another team in the same conference as the Raptors that lost in the conference semifinals.

You never know when your window is closing if you’re a team. Getting Kawhi to re-sign means that window is staying open for a few more years. Now, I have to go pay for my lunch like a moron.