Dallas Keuchel States The Obvious After Mike Fiers No Hitter: He's Gonna Get Some Pussy TonightEl Presidente8/22/2015 3:16 AMFacebook IconTwitter IconCopy LinkMoreComments18 Truer words were never spoken. And Keuchel is right. Pussy is really the only thing that matters. El Presidente8/22/2015 3:16 AMFacebook IconTwitter IconCopy LinkMoreComments18