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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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North CarolinaA MARRIED cheerleading coach has been arrested over claims she had sex with a 17-year-old student.

Katherine Ross Ridenhour, 23, is accused of romping with the male pupil on school grounds at Cox Mill High School in North Carolina.

The teacher has been charged with two counts of indecent liberties with a student after cops learned of the alleged consensual relationship.

Ridenhour was the school’s junior varsity cheerleading head coach and worked as a home economics teacher.

She resigned from her post on Tuesday, Cabarrus County Schools said.

According to cops, Ridenhour and the student had “inappropriate contact” several times over the last month while at the school, Fox46 reported. …

Ridenhour married husband Tyler in 2015 and had only graduated from university last year.
In his proclamation in October of 1863, Abraham Lincoln wrote with reverence of “the gracious gifts” that had been bestowed upon the nation, even in a time of war, adding,

“It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise.”

Those are noble sentiments. And I echo them today. We are fortunate. We do have many things to be grateful for this Thanksgiving. For all our many problems, challenges and turmoil, we still have degenerate, uninhibited, sex-crazed, hot little smokeshows like Katherine Ross Ridenhour. You may not be a religious person. You may not believe in deity who bestowed these blessings upon you. But nevertheless I think showing a simple appreciation for all your good fortune, including our Sex Scandal Teachers, is just the decent thing to do this Thursday. So thank you, President Lincoln. And thank you, Katherine.
The Grades:
Looks: She is yet another in a long line of SSTs where every picture of her looks like a different person. Fortunately, even the bronze medal winner of these three is still pretty spectacular, making this easy. And only because I try to be very limited on perfect grades does she settle for:
Grade: A-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: “Romping” is just such a good word. Even if it’s so non-specific it could mean anything, put in on school grounds like her “rompings” and it’s gold any way you look at it. Plus she only just graduated from college and got married? Hello, Rookie of the Year.
Grade: B

Intangibles: “Ridin’ Hour.” Plus did you check out that college sweatshirt? I bet her old professors couldn’t pray the SST out of her. They should call the place Indecent Liberties University.
Grade: A

Overall: A-. See you in a month or so, Katherine.

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 or email me at [email protected]. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.