Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher(s)
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Louisiana – Two teachers at the same Louisiana high school have been charged in the sex abuse of the same male student, according to police. Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, both teach at Destrehan High School in St. Charles Parish. They are each charged with one count of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, according to the St. Charles Herald Guide. WDSU quoted an unnamed source who implied that the victim was involved in a threesome with the teachers. Multiple sources say the student, then 16 and now 17, met the two teachers at the Kenner home where some of their sexual encounters were videotaped… Dufresne, [a] mother of three is under house arrest… after educators learned that a male student had been “bragging to other students that he was having a sexual relationship with teachers,”
Overall I’d have to say this is a pretty bleak time to be alive. Hideous atrocities are being committed all around the world. There’s civil unrest all around this country. There’s the threat of terror around every corner. One lone nutjob with an ax to grind can mess with the lives of millions of airline travelers. Friggin Ebola is back. It’s like we’re living in a Tom Clancy novel. Even the things we have to distract us like sports are filled with horrible, negative stories. Just real life working its way into our little Land of Make Believe and spoiling all the fun. Even my beloved Patriots are making noise like the death spasms are about to start. So it’s now more than ever, that we need hope. Someone to believe in. Someone to pull us out of our despair and entropy and give us something to feel good about. In short, I need a hero. A hero til the end of the night. And so this particular Teacher Sex Scandal could NOT have come at a better time. In fact, this story gives us three heroes: Shelley Dufresne, Rachel Respess and of course that anonymous 17 year old who’s identity might never be revealed to us, but who has nevertheless inspired a nation and given us something feel good about again. He might not be the SST “victim” America deserves. But he’s the SST “victim” we need right now. So thank you, ladies. And thank you, Teacher Sex Knight.
The Grades:
Looks: I must admit I’m having some problems with Rachel Ruspass, since I found three pictures of her and they all look completely different. Those top two (her on the right) are legit. And while the full body shot makes her look a little Louisiana trailer park-y, that body on her is no joke. Assuming they’re all her she still qualifies for a high grade. And Shelley Dufresne is one of the easiest grades I’ve done all year. Oh, wait. The kid banged them both. Forget everything else and just add them together for a Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Threesome. With TWO hot female teachers. On videotape. No more needs be said. Grade: A
Intangibles: Shelley is going to jail, and her name is Dufresne. That alone is worth an A. But just for extra credit I’ll add “Forgive us our Respasses, as we forgive those who have Respass against them.” Grade: A
Overall: A. Simply put: A first ballot Hall of Fame SST.
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