Huge Shoutout To This Monkey And Deer For Having Sex With Each Other

Scientists may have caught two animals from completely different species having consensual sex for the first time.

A new paper, titled ‘Interspecies sexual behaviour between a male Japanese macaque and female sika deer’, describes what is thought to be one of the first ever recorded instances of “reproductive interference” between two very different animals.

Sex between animals of different kinds has been reported across a wide range of the animal kingdom.

OH HELL YEAH! Get it in, monkey! Love to see creatures who aren’t encumbered by antediluvian processes like species or genotype. This monkey lives by a great code. You see a sexy little doe shaking her ass and she’s willing to give it a go, don’t conform to societal standards and thumb your nose at a little deer coochie. Swoop into a forest, which isn’t representative of your natural habitat, and take a chance. After all, instincts are instincts and when you’re exploring the woods and she gives you this look, what are you supposed to do?

For the sake of forthrightness, I’m kinda disappointed in the number of pumps from the monkey. Not a good look. You can’t have the first inner species sex romp be that short. It’s embarrassing, really. If you’re gonna fuck a deer, fuck a deer!

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