NFL Rewind - NFC

Big Cat10/10/2016 4:28 PM

When you have a cold sore break out but you’re playing on Sunday so no one notices.

Let’s rock.

Philadelphia 23, Detroit 24

Out with the Old (Matthew Stafford), in with the new (Carson Wentz)

Right?

Wrong, because if we know one thing about the Lions and Jim Caldwell, he will always win a couple games that make no sense just to keep that heart beat alive.

“I’m excited, I’m excited, wait I’m supposed to be dead, act casual”

Seriously though, Jim Caldwell almost jumped out of his own shoes. Never seen anything like it from him.

As for the Eagles? Well this was a game they probably should have won if it weren’t for an inexcusable Ryan Mathews fumble.

Because Carson Wentz still another very good game, even if he did throw his the first interception of his career.

EDP is handling a 3-1 start well.

Houston 13, Minnesota 31

Hey man, just chill out.

Remember when the Texans gave Brock Osweiler a ton of money after a few mediocre games in Denver? Yeah, about that.

In his Defense, Minnesota’s D is the best in the league, but a final stat line of 19-42 for 184 yards, 1 td and 1 interception isn’t exactly electrifying. 6 touchdowns and 7 interceptions on the year thus far, so in other words he’s exactly what every Texans QB has ever been, bad. 72 million dollars to him though, not like the QB market is wildly out of hand or anything.

On the other side of the ball, no Defense can stop Sammy Sleeves.

Even out there getting respect as a receiver, sort of.

He now has 6 touchdowns, 0 interceptions, and a 70.4% completion percentage on the season. Sam fucking Bradford. Unbelievable.

You know what man, I take it back, eat all the live fish heads you want, your team is 5-0

Sidenote, hilarious to see that guy’s Pinned tweet and what awaits all Vikings fan. Everyone knows its coming.

Cincinnati 14, Dallas 28

I imagine every Andy Dalton fan to look something like this. Leg Tats, jean shorts, getting yelled at by his wife just so he can go enjoy some Sunday misery.

That’s how you save money amidst a QB controversy.

Our friends at Busted Coverage somehow traveled back in time 20 years and got this Cowboys fan on camera. How much partying you think he did in the Mid 90’s?

Yes he’s zooming in on the Cheerleaders in a creepy way, but notice the Pink Ribbon. That’s how you respect women from afar.

The game. Well the Cowboys kicked the shit out of the Bengals but not for the reasons you think (Dalton). Andy actually played a decent game behind a miserable offensive line. It was the Bengals Defense that struggled. Namely here.

And here

Just a tip, may want to watch out for Zeke Elliot, gonna be the ROY.

Oh and Dak, who is making plays Romo could only dream of.

Nope, no controversy at all. Just gonna sit on this headset and watch a little TV while I hold my football to remind people I still play football, sometimes.

They’re ready.

Buffalo 30, LA 19

BUFFALLOOOOOOOOOO

I’ve watched this replay a dozen times and I still don’t get it. He just forgot that the Center snaps the ball? Wild. I guess you can take that level of stupidity when you keep plays alive like this.

Oh and when you have LeSean McCoy in your backfield.

Let’s walk through Jeff Fisher’s late game Coaching. 4th and Goal with 5:51 left in the game down 7. Jeff pulls the old Dan Quinn Field Goal move, gotta grab the points.

THEN, get the ball back after a 3 out, something they could have done if they had gone for the TD and missed. And deep in their own territory tried a fake punt that failed and sealed the game. Why? Well he liked the look of not using his offense and instead having the Punter throw, kind of don’t blame him.

The reality? He was consulting the Chart. 4-1 is getting way out in front of your ski’s. Just settle down and fall back to .500, don’t want people to start noticing you.