A McDonald's Employee Was Allegedly Attacked By Customers For Serving Cold Food
Indy Star- Talk about an unhappy meal. Officers were dispatched to a McDonald’s near 38th Street and Keystone Avenue just after 2:30 a.m. Tuesday after two women assaulted an employee over the state of their order.
Police say two women in a silver four-door car complained they didn’t get what they initially ordered. The employee said she told the women that their food would be made, but they got angry with her when they did not get the food for free. Due to their behavior, the employee told police she closed the drive-through window. The women then drove around the restaurant and back through the drive through, where they once again became aggressive with the employee, this time telling her their food was cold. The employee again closed the window.
That’s when police say the two women tried to force their way through the window, damaging the window and causing injury to the employee’s left hand, which was bleeding from the middle and ring fingers.
Listen I’m not saying these two women were right for what they did, but I can see where they were coming from. They were probably already a 7 on the Anger Scale because the only thing worse than getting the wrong order from McDonald’s is being one of the LOSERS that sits at the Drive Thru window and double checks their order. But if you have to go back to Mickey D’s and then get cold replacement food, that will send anyone into a tizzy.
Almost everything at McDonald’s goes from being awesome to absolute dog shit once it gets cold. When Sonny from Bronx Tale says that the saddest thing in life is wasted talent, I’m pretty sure he was talking about McDonald’s french fries getting cold. They go from the kings of the fast food game to inedible shit based on a few degrees Farenheit. These chicks probably already knew that they were probably going to get a bunch of spit in their replacement food because that just comes with the territory. But at least you can talk yourself into the spit being worth it for some fresh, piping hot Mickey D’s. They already came to the conclusion that they didn’t care about what they were putting into their bodies the millisecond they pulled into that drive thru. What’s a little bit of spit to go on top? But cold Mickey D’s is where they should draw the line. I’ve actually wanted to punch myself in the face for letting McDonald’s go cold the few times I didn’t devour it as soon as I laid my hands on it. So I can’t honestly blame them for the alleged assault.
And if you think you are getting free food because McDonald’s fucked up your order, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. This isn’t some 5 star joint where you need to make reservations and there are candles on the table. It’s fucking McDonald’s. Cheap, fast, and good (when hot) is the name of the game. If McDonald’s gave away free food whenever they messed up an order, it would have went out of business before any of us were born. Instead it has become a symbol of America and freedom across the world. So these two ladies can suck an egg with that nonsense.
P.S. I actually went out to get lunch from McDonald’s yesterday but the haunting vision of that McChicken fucker floated into my head right before the entrance and I kept driving. Not sure if I’ll ever recover from that*.
*Okay I’ll definitely be at McDonald’s the moment they release another McDonald’s Monopoly game, if not sooner. I’m due to win a cool million off of Fat Ronald’s back.
h/t Natalia