"We Experienced 2 Major L's We Never Could Have Seen Coming" - Adam22 Says No Jumper Is Going Broke, Reportedly Losing $2 Million Per Month
Mayor of Minot, North Dakota Resigns After Mistakenly Sending Video of Himself Masturbating to The City Attorney
Fuck I Should Have Thought of That: Two Men Are Suing OnlyFans Because They Found Out They Weren't Actually DM'ing with OnlyFans Models
Justice For The Chain Gang: NFL Will Officially Start Using Sony Hawk-Eye Technology To Measure First Downs (i.e. Roger Goodell Killed The Chain Gang Instead Of Addressing The Real Ball Spotting Issue)
Power Ranking The Cities Rico Bosco Is Most Likely To Be Murdered In On His Bus Ride To The Final Four
Stanford Cardinal's GM of Football, Andrew Luck (Who Just Fired Stanford's HC for Bullying) Has Hired ex-Colts Head Coach Frank Reich to Coach Stanford Football for One (1) Year
UConn Hockey Player Gets Blasted When Attempting "The Michigan" in OT + Penn State Advances to Frozen Four For First Time in School History
Police Chief in North Bergen, New Jersey is Being Sued for Pranking Too Hard (Spiking Coffee with Viagra, Pooping on Floor, Stabbing Co-Worker in Penis, etc.)
Submarine Carrying 44 Tourists Sunk Off The Coast of Egypt, 6 People Reportedly Dead - Maybe We Don't Need Tourist Submarines
Bronny James SILENCED The Haters, Dropped Career High 39-Points Leading South Bay Lakers to Win over Santa Cruz Warriors
What Is The Proper Punishment For This United Airlines Pilot Who Turned The Plane Around 2 Hours Into A Flight Because He Forgot His Passport?
The World is Healing: Cum Town Reunited for a 30-Minute Farewell Episode, and Now a Full Episode of Stavvy's World
Florida Police Chase Video: Hillsborough Country Broke Out The Chopper to Track Down a Group of Kids Who Stole a Golf Cart from a Clubhouse
"Biggest Upset in NCAA History", U.S. Air Force Second Lieutenant, Wyatt Hendrickson Defeated Olympic Gold Medalist, Gable Steveson in NCAA Wrestling National Championship
Purdue Killed The Aura Kid, McNeese Cowboys & Amir Khan's Legendary Student Manager Run Comes to an End
DoorDash Has Partnered with Klarna, Meaning People Can Now Split Their Burritos Into 4 Interest-Free Installments
The 2025 World Happiness Report Has Been Released, Finland Ranked Happiest Country for 8th Straight Year, United States Ranks Lower Than Ever
Starburys Are Coming BACK (Again): Stephon Marbury Says He's Bringing Back His $15 Basketball Shoe Next Summer
Will Smith Is Rapping Again, Made A Whole Song In One Take Live On A Stream, And Is Dropping His First Rap Album In 20 Years On March 28th
