Today I Retire From The Biggest, Most Intense Feud At Barstool Sports - Me Vs. Headlines

Apparently today is the day that we’re putting feuds out everywhere. Well, I have my own feud. In fact it’s a very public feud. I don’t know how to write headlines. Correction: I don’t know how to write great headlines that make people want to read.

Well, not anymore my friends. I’ve retired from that feud. It’s arguably the most dramatic feud at Barstool Sports. Me vs headlines. Headlines vs me. Frankly, I’m just glad I don’t have to fight at Rough n Rowdy 5 in Lexington, Kentucky on October 5 to defeat headlines physically.

No, no. See, this is a mental game. This is Dave blasting me on Barstool Radio about my headlines not sizzling – or as he calls it Dairy Queen vanilla ice cream. Sure, some may like vanilla ice cream, but we want sprinkles. We want cherry dip coating. We have to make it sizzle.

So with basketball season fast approaching I’m retiring from the feud. I’m ready to pass Blogger School class 3 when it comes to headlines. I’m ready for Dave to just not say my name, because that means you’re doing well. I’m ready, folks.

So it pains me a bit that you won’t be tuning in to read my boring headlines. It pains me a bit that I won’t be getting called out. Actually, I’m sure I’ll do something stupid and get called out again. It now leaves me wondering if I have a rivalry. I’ve always wanted one. Perhaps it will be Greenie. Perhaps JackMac since we aired out college football stuff on a Friday radio once. Maybe it’ll be Luke Maye this year. I know he doesn’t work for Barstool, but I’m ready to beef with Luke Maye still.

So that’s it. The longest, most intense feud in Barstool Sports is over. Reags 1, Headlines 0.

*This is no way an attempt to garner pageviews with everything else going on today and we are back to writing 50 blogs about basketball.