UNLOCK THE VICTORY BEERS!! The Cleveland Browns Have Won a Game!

Unlock the beers!!! And be sure to hug your wife and kids…..you’ll remember this one for the rest of your lives!!! What a comeback. What a 2nd half. What an atmosphere. Add this to the greatest moments in Cleveland history. The curse is over. The Browns just won their first game since Christmas Eve 2016. That’s 635 days but you can stop counting because it’s over!! And it’s all because of 1 man.

Baker Mayfield is the savior!! Get better soon Tyrod Taylor but you are DONE. This is Baker’s team. This is Baker’s league! He may go down as the greatest to ever do it. I thought we were going to have to wait until the Roarin 2020s but the future is now. Your Cleveland Browns are 1-1-1, and we have the Raiders, Ravens, Chargers, and Bucs next. You find the loss. Seriously, which one of those games do we lose? This defense is championship caliber and if you disagree then you do not know football. All we needed was a playmaker at quarterback and folks we sure as hell found one! This is a legitimate football team. We’re a competent kicker away from being 3-0. And we found our guy. Mark off your calendars now, we’re going to be hosting playoff football in Cleveland this year baby! Everyone jump on the Browns bandwagon now. Free of charge today, but when we’re 5-1-1 heading back to Pittsburgh to finish our business versus the Steelers this bus is going to be real full and we’ll have to start charging.

What a great time to be from Cleveland, Ohio. Forget the Indians clinching the division. Forget the Buckeyes. Forget that bum LeBron James. This is a BROWNS TOWN, we are the new America’s team, and we are BACK!!!