Miley Cyrus Wished Liam Hemsworth A Happy Valentine's Day By Tweeting A Picture Of Her Busting It Open

Ooooooooooooh Liam gonna do some fuckin tonight boy! Happy Valentine’s Day everybody! The day to celebrate love with flowers and chocolate and Miley Cyrus busting that pussy open on Twitter for her man. Despite what you may think, that tweet is incredibly romantic. Miley Cyrus has 41 MILLION followers on Twitter and she’s letting all of them know that her pussy is Liam’s and Liam’s only. That’s really thoughtful. It’s like when Ron Burgundy says he wanted to shout about his love for Veronica Corningstone from the top of a mountain but he didn’t have a mountain. He had a newsroom and a camera. Miley Cyrus didn’t have a mountain either but she had a Twitter account. The Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth relationship makes no sense to me and I think that’s why it works. Of all the celebrity relationships out there, I’d put my money on theirs lasting the longest.

Miley Cyrus has gone through a million weird phases over the course of her career but after her performance of ‘Jolene’ with Dolly Parton at the Grammys

and a series of fantastic pictures

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In the words of my good friend Uncle Chaps, Miley Cyrus is back.