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The Mountain Is The Strongest Man Who Ever Lived

Hafþór Björnsson is no more. He has fully transformed into The Mountain in the real live world in which we all inhabit. And that’s a fucking terrifying thought for the rest of us who are not The Mountain. I mean what is stopping this man from taking over small countries one at a time? And then once he collects several of those smaller countries to form one, much larger country, what are we to do? Alexander the Great would get dusted in a fair one against The Mountain. I don’t know what purpose a man would have for being able to lift the world’s largest boulder over his shoulder other than for conquest and it would appear we are all at the mercy of The Mountain from here on out.

Pray for The Hound.