Daniel Jones Won NFC Player Of The Week, So Lets Break Down The All-22 Film Of His Debut Vs. The Bucs!

Clem9/26/2019 9:02 PM

I’ve always wanted to say “Lets breakdown the All-22″ after an NFL game but never had anywhere near the football acumen or just overall brainpower to pull such a Football Guy move.

However, Barstool’s resident sports supercomputer Steven Cheah has been breaking down the All-22 for his beloved Bucs for years now, who just so happened to be the first victim run over by the Danwagon. Steven was actually at the game and got to witness the Danny Dimes dropping Roosevelts all over his beloved pirate men’s faces, which led to yet another classic Barstool reaction after a heartbreaking loss.

“Watch this, Lisa. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.”

Gotta shout out these two Bucs fans in the background for completing the picture of a gut punch loss.

Anyway, Steven said he would break down Mothafucka Jones’ film for me once he was done with this week’s Surf & Turf podcast where he just so happens to interview Giants legend Tiki Barber, which is a Must Listen for any Giants fan as Tiki talks all about his career, some of his best games as a Giant, and the handful of beefs he was involved in with some future Hall of Famers in Big Blue.

After years of being angry at Tiki for what he said about MY QUARTERBACK, I am now starting to wonder if some of my once favorite Giant’s quotes were taken out of context like the media always does ironically right after that QUARTERBACK was benched for MY NEW QUARTERBACK. Maybe that’s what the Surf & Turf name is all about. It’s hard hitting analysis that can move you like the tides or hit you in the face like getting sacked into the dirt.

Regardless, Steven Cheah is a man of his word and broke down the All-22 of our little lamb’s first professional game for all the people that come to Barstool SPORTS for the SPORTS.

Thank you Steven Cheah for not only the gif thread and making a smut blogger’s dream come true of being able to put the words “Break Down The All-22″ in a headline, but for being a Daniel Jones believer wayyyyy before it was cool.

And a very special thank you to Matt Gay for missing that kick and turning the Daniel Jones Hype Machine from High to Boner Inducing. If you want to hear more football from Steven Cheah, who claims to have invented the 0 RB fantasy football strategy and being a pro-gamer level Madden savant, as well as Willie Colon telling tales of his playing days with awesome guests, subscribe to the Surf & Turf podcast on iTunes or Spotify.

Time to push some shirts!