WhiteSoxDave Is Getting Ellie Pipped On The #SlobGate Live Stream
I blogged it earlier today but due to flying out of O’Hare on United, WSD is notably late to the Yankee Slob Gate Live Stream. You can recap that story here:
For now it’s worth giving some shine to Ellie as she absolutely BODY BAGS the live stream coverage at an unprecedented, unheralded, unforeseen rate across Electric Chair history. Some of the classics so far:
- Foul ball over the 3rd base dugout = It went really far but they called it out of bounds
– It hit him in the dick but he’s okay = catcher blocks 2-strike slider
– He hit it and now he’s running = home run
– This one got hit very far but someone might catch it = routine fly ball to center
– this guy’s hot = camera zooms in on any player. literally any player.
– I don’t think there are shadows = Ellie answering whether there are shadows on the field
– he’s running and now he’s on the base = Gerrit Cole walks Aaron Hicks
– He hit it right down the center and no one got it = groundball base hit up the middle
Absolutely electric content right now. Can’t say it enough so I’ll let Deke do it for me.
Think about what it takes for Deke to call something a Must Watch when he literally watches EVERYTHING