Alright Now I Actually Feel Bad For WhiteSoxDave

I thought this day passed me by literally years ago but here I am feeling some kind of empathy for WSD. No one and I mean NO ONE wants to do a round-trip to NYC in a day. No One wants to get body bagged by Ellie on a baseball stream and certainly No One can fault WSD for being the only delayed plane on the O’Hare tarmac.

But here we are: WSD is coming home tonight after getting body bagged by Ellie because he was on the only delayed flight today out of Chicago. Fucking crazy man. I know we joke around about it a lot but this might be the last straw before I’m convinced WSD is just a cursed guy. Idk what he did to deserve it but if you go back to 2005 when the White Sox threw 4 straight complete games, I’m willing to bet there’s a deal with the Devil and I don’t mean The Devil In Theory. I’m talking the living breathing embodiment of the actual Devil. Motherfucking Lucifer in the flesh himself.

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That’s honestly the only working theory for how someone can continue to live through this shit. I mean we got people who have literally spent all of 30 seconds in a room with WSD dragging him on radio

We got people saying Ellie is giving the best live stream in Barstool history and that Pres won’t even let him keep the frequent flyer miles from today. That WSD doesn’t have time to get a sandwich or even take the time to write a blog about his cross country travels. Just devastating stuff across that board for a guy who doesn’t love air travel. If it were me I’d have an all time meltdown.

Lucky for Dave there’s someone else to blame.

For the 2nd time today I will now accept arguments for/against Midway Airport. Last time I checked Southwest respects Electric Chair obligations.