Pigeons wearing tiny cowboy hats are popping up all over Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS - Someone in Las Vegas has been putting tiny cowboy hats on the heads of Las Vegas pigeons, and while you might be asking yourself why, one local onlooker only has one explanation: “the rodeo is in town.”
The fucking rodeo is in town.
There has never been a person I want to meet more than the person behind this. Tiny cowboy hats? On pigeons? Where do I sign up?
Normally, I'd see a pigeon and think "ah jeez get this guy away from me", because as everyone knows pigeons are trash birds. It's not their fault but when you talk about tiers of birds, they're towards the bottom of the barrel. It's not their fault, they can't control how they look. However, a hot glue gun and some tiny cowboys hats can go a long way for a tiny bird.
But nooo it's frowned upon to put tiny hats on animals now because god for-fucking-bid somebody looks after the little guys in this world. Someone decided to gives them a little pizazz, who cares. There's no reason to go around removing the hats, let the birds live a little. Maybe it gives the people a reason to say "Fuck, that pigeon is cool, maybe pigeons aren't so bad after all.".
I mean... you're trying to tell me that this pigeon doesn't absolutely run shit? This pigeon would put you, me, and 72% of people in an absolute box. I could be walking down the street, this pigeon would shoot a look my way and it's game over. I'm already emptying my pockets as we speak. This pigeon is an alpha, folks.
Try taking HIS hat and see what happens, bub.