Connor McDavid Is A Master of Witchcraft And Wizardry

You know how they used to take possible witches down to the river, tie rocks to their feet and toss them in to see if they were in fact a witch or not? (If they floated they were a witch and if they sank, oops, but at least we know they were innocent).  That’s what we need to do to Conor McDavid. Because I am not positive of what I just witnessed with my eyes. It bent the laws of physics. It was the closest thing I’ve seen to when Alex Mack used to melt down into a puddle and sneak around town doing her Alex Mack things. There’s no really other way to explain what we just saw.

And the thing with McDavid is things of this nature are a regular occurrence. It suckssss he plays in Edmonton because he is a nightly highlight reel. I feel the casual hockey fan knows Ovi, knows Crosby, maybe know Lundqvist and a few others, but as good as McDavid is, he isn’t even close to as big of a household name as he should be.

The NHL needs to conspire and have him shipped to a major market. I know that’s not fair but sorry Edmonton, you guys had like 10 #1 picks in a row, figure it out with someone else. We need McDavid on billboards in Times Square, not doing commercials for Big Bob’s Igloos and Sled Dogs up in Saskatchewan. I mean I’m sure Bob has great deals and you can package your favorite igloo supplies and sled dogs for the January-December season, but Connor deserves a much bigger stage. The Oilers are currently on pace for a playoff spot which Connor has only played in once in his 4 full NHL seasons, so let’s hope he gets some national shine come April.