de Blasio Murdered The Staten Island Groundhog When He Dropped It Last Year

NY Post – Mayor de Blasio has groundhog blood on his hands! A week after Hizzoner dropped Staten Island Chuck in front of a crowd of spectatorson Feb. 2, the winter-weather prognosticator died of internal injuries — and then the coverup began, The Post has learned.  Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public and keep secret the fact that “Chuck” was actually “Charlotte,” a female imposter, sources said Wednesday. The zoo told a few Staten Island Zoo supporters, but claimed the groundhog died of natural causes.Photo: Staten Island Advance. The stand-in was found dead in her enclosure at the Staten Island Zoo on Feb. 9 — and a necropsy determined she died from “acute internal injuries,” sources said. She had fallen nearly 6-feet when the mayor lost his grip during the Groundhog Day photo-op. Sources said her injuries were consistent with a fall. Instead of revealing the sad loss, the zoo — which gets nearly half of its $3.5?million in annual funding from the city — told the staff to keep the mayor’s office in the dark about the animal’s fate. They told only a few zoo supporters — but claimed that the groundhog had died of natural causes. “I was told he died of old age, that he went to that big farm in the sky,” said Assemblyman Matthew Titone (D-SI), who later learned how the animal had died. The zoo also never revealed the biggest secret of all — that the part of Chuck was being played by Charlotte. Chuck was benched because the zoo feared he could bite Mayor de Blasio, as he did Mayor Bloomberg in 2009. The zoo doesn’t make public that it has stand-in groundhogs to protect the “groundhog brand,” insiders said.

Way to go, de Blasio. Fuckin groundhog murderer. Seriously can this guy do anything right? He doesn’t plow the snow. Times Square characters are practically taking over his whole city. He’s murdering woodchucks. But hey at least every little 5 year old in New York City can go to pre-k and shit their pants and enjoy nap time! Worst part is he didn’t even kill Staten Island Chuck. It was his stand in, Charlotte. You’d have to think Staten Island Chuck knows the deal. He knows the risk of being New York City’s Groundhog Day groundhog. But poor Charlotte. She was just a back up. A rookie call up. And de Blasio dropped her right on her fucking head. I mean did you see that swan dive? Its a miracle that she didn’t die right on the spot.

Snowy streets and dead groundhogs, thats just how Mayor de Blasio rolls.