Man Windmill Dunks On His Ex In Overwhelming Victory On Judge Judy

Judge Judy has been on television for 24 years. As far as I'm concerned her gavel weighs more in the judicial world than any Supreme Court Justice ever could. She's seen America, the real America up fucking close for over two straight decades. There hasn't been a scheme gone awry that hasn't come across her desk. So when she's shocked to the point of making this face

You know you done fucked up. She was so ready to side with this woman until she smashed play on this video. Even while the phone was being escorted to her throne she was telling buddy to pipe down and tell it to someone who cares. Then once that camera turned around in that car and saw her signing the most airtight contract in the history of agreements it turned into Kevin Durant and Dr. J playing 1-on-1 at Rucker Park. People were high-stepping in the aisles, airhorns were blasting to and fro, I think there was a conga line at some point. I want this man drawing up and handling all of my legal doings heading forward. I'm not signing my bill at a restaurant until Yomar Arturo Gonzalez Gomez, Esquire gives it a once over.