Christina Aguilera Impersonating Britney Spears On Jimmy Fallon Has Taken Over The Internet

KFC2/25/2015 4:17 PM

Fuckin Fallon, man. Dude has taken over the internet. Dethroned Jimmy Kimmel as the viral king of late night TV. His latest mega viral video was with the help of Christina Aguilera doing Britney Spears. She did a real good Cher impression too but obviously everyone wanted to see her Britney rendition. Why? Because you know deep down in places they dont talk about, Britney and Aguilera hate each others guts. Dont let this:

or this

Or any of that Mickey Mouse Club shit fool you. It was pure hatred. Sure, they’re both past their prime now. Yes, Britney has fallen off the earth and Christina still kills it on The Voice. Its apples and oranges in 2015. But when these two bitches went head to head in the early 2000s it was a rivalry for the ages. Who could slut it up the most and who could churn out the most pop fire. It was like Brady vs Peyton, Russell vs. Chamberlain, Ali vs. Frazier all rolled into one times a billion. Because there aint no competition like competition between two hot popular bitches. Britney burst on the scene first, so she had the early advantage. Aguilera let her freak flag fly and went full slut to make up ground. It was remarkable. Here’s the tale of the tape.

Britney Spears

Total Album Sales: 100 Million Records

Number of Grammys: 1

Career Earnings: $220 Million

Claim To Fame: Making the school girl outfit every male’s Number 1 Fantasty