This Hero With a Samurai Sword Will Lead Us In Our Fight Against Corona

THAT WAS AWESOME! I'm not really sure what the point was here and I'm almost certain all of the beer will be wasted, but I'm impressed nonetheless.

I live my life abiding by one rule: If you own a samurai sword I'm going to like you. The main reason being I want to remain on your good side and thus stay alive. You never want to piss off a samurai sword owner. You just let them be and allow them to do their thing. We had a teacher in high school with extreme OCD. He demanded that the three windows on the far side of the classroom stay exactly aligned. If students fucked with them just a little bit, and I mean making them a centimeter off line, he would come in and scream, calling us barbarians. I was never one of the students to mess with them because I know one day I'm going to see that maniac outside of school and if I'm on his bad side that'll be it for me. Same logic applies here with the samurai sword dude. 

I'm convinced this man uses that sword for everything in his home. Cutting steak, removing tags off clothes, opening packages, etc. If you have a samurai sword and are skilled in the arts you might as well use it instead of keeping it on your mantle, especially in quarantine. This dude's home probably looks like a war zone after having to remain in his home 24/7. Just corona bottles sawed in half all over the place. I respect it. 

Bottom line, I will listen to watch this swordsman has to say. Lead the way my king. Anyone who comes in your path just slice them in half.