Miley Cyrus Rocking Nipple Pasties Is Yet Another Reminder Porn Is Definitely On The Horizon

That’s one small step for man, and one giant leap for a sex tape to be “leaked” to mankind. Hannah Montana is all grown up and is the equivalent of that sweet, church going girl in high school who went absolutely BUCKWILD in and after college. Seriously, is there any reason why she hasn’t gone all the way on camera yet? She’s literally done EVERYTHING possible for shock value to the point where nothing is surprising anymore. Time to take that jump. There’s only one land frontier left to conquer and the land of anal on video is a formidable, yet attainable feat. It’s called Manifest Destiny, Cyrus. You owe it to yourself.