Cardinals Just Gave The Cowboys the Worst Loss in Jerry World History
4s up for Dak!
In the first full game without their franchise QB… the Cowboys had more turnovers than points with less than 3:00 left in the game. FOUR.
It’s fucking absurd.
Zeke? Awful. Andy Dalton? Piss poor. Gallup? Not great. Secondary? Straight up trash.
This was as bad a game as has ever been played in Jerry World. How bad? The last game that came remotely close to this steaming pile of trash vomit was October 11, 2015 when Brady and the Pats steamrolled the Cowboys at home 30-6.
This was worse in every way.
There is legit no silver lining to this game. Mikey Mac? Absolutely garbage. Please don’t let this meat and potatoes style play calling be the beginning of our “era”. So much bullshit. I mean, kicking a field goal from 58 when you’re down 25 isn’t a recipe for a comeback. Nice call there, Mikey.
Establishing the run isn’t going to work when Elliott fumbles the ball. Zeke had TWO fumbles tonight resulting in two TDs in the first half, which basically put the game out of reach early because this isn’t the 40 Burger Offense of Dak, it’s a dink and dunk control the ball offense of Andy Dalton. That's 4 fumbles for the year.
Andy Dalton made one thing perfectly clear: he is no Dak Prescott. He’s not even in the same universe as Dak. The Red Rifle threw the ball 54 times tonight, mostly down by 3 touchdowns, and Dalton’s numbers seem gaudy because of it. Even with three drops (including Gallup all alone in the end zone) he played poorly. He had 2 INTs and should have had 3.
The Cowboys have now surrendered 84 points off turnovers. That's more than two touchdowns per game…and they're not even through six games. The Pittsburgh Steelers have allowed 94 points for the SEASON.
It gets worse the closer you look at it, though. Through 6 games the Cowboys have 14 turnovers, 5 failed 4th down conversions, and 2 missed field goals. Dallas has essentially turned the ball over on 22 of their 68 drives this season (32.4%).
UNBELIEVABLE.
The defense sucks. Special teams is a mess. And now the offense stinks, too.
It was so bad, that you could see a despondent Cowboy fan crying while being consoled by his girlfriend. That fan was all of us tonight.
The Cardinals just gave the Cowboys the worst defeat in Jerry World history, and guess what?
The fucking Cowboys are still in first place. This is the worst the top of the mountain could ever feel. Next up is the Washington Football team. Get ready to watch Chase Young be the wolf and the Red Rifle… will be the Little Red Riding Hood. Fun. Times.
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I hated it when this team scored 40 and lost. Scoring 10 feels a lot worse. This team is about dead to me. The only win is that maybe just MAYBE trolls might put a little respect on Dakota Prescott’s name and Jerry might put a little more money in his pocket this offseason.