NAACP President Is A White Woman Thats Been Pretending To Be Black

Reporter listens to her go on and on about racism and how it affects her African American kids and then drops the hammer on her after 8 minutes. Incredible.

SPOKANE, Wash. — Controversy is swirling around one of the Spokane region’s most prominent civil rights activists, with family members saying the local leader of the NAACP has falsely portrayed herself as black for years. Rachel Dolezal is president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, chair of the city’s Office of Police Ombudsman Commission, and an adjunct professor at Eastern Washington University. The Spokesman-Review reported Thursday that questions have arisen about her background and her numerous complaints to police of harassment. The story was first reported by the Coeur d’Alene Press. Dolezal’s mother, Ruthanne, says the family’s ancestry is Czech, Swedish and German, with a touch of Native American heritage. Dolezal has identified herself in application materials as white, black and Native American. Police say they have found little evidence of racial harassment.

Rachel Dolezal you sneaky old white bitch! For years now she’s just been Mike Tirico’ing the whole world. What a power couple they would be. Every night they come home together after a long day of everyone in the world thinking they’re black – she in her long nappy dreads, Mike with his clearly black skin – and they shut the door and close the blinds and just act white as fuck. Take out the weave and put on some Friends and eat mayonnaise sandwiches while listening to Gin Blossoms. Soak in all the whiteness she can before heading out to another day as a NAACP President that’s actually a white bitch. Absolutely fascinating.

Its half Clayton Bigsby, half Mike Tirico, half Blind Mike, and 100% awesome. As a huge advocate of snaking your way through life, I, for one, applaud Rachel Dolezal. And to take it one step further, as a guy who acted black for many years of his life I have to commend her commitment to this ruse. Must of us just put on some black clothes and listened to hip hop and liked basketball. Maybe talk with an accent and drop some slang. Rachel Dolezal over here went the extra mile. I mean honestly any white chick that does THIS to her hair:

Kinda deserves to play the Black Card, no? Sitting around on Facebook talking about how she can relate to the girl in 12 Years A Slave:

I mean this chick is the ultimate hustler. Notice how careful she was with that facebook post too. Not like she said “When I was a slave…” She just said that shit reminded her of when she was a girl and used to braid stuff too. Such a sneaky move. I’m starting to think that regardless of her actual background she kind of earned her black stripes on this one, no? Like if I’m the Black Delegation at the Racial Draft I’m taking Rachal Dolezal with my first round pick. Just making it official for her. Anyone that scraps and hustles and grinds her way to the top of an organization like that all about black people should just get to be black. If I was a black dude I’m pretty sure I’d be 100% with this broad. Judging by Black Twitter, I’d say some black folks actually are:

Especially considering she could be one of the 10% of the population that suffer from #WrongSkin

Rachel Dolezal is a hero just like Caitlyn Jenner. Just living our her life as the person she was born to truly be. So please, people, be sure to make sure you talk about how courageous and brave she is. And make sure when you talk about her you use the correct terminology:

Rachel Dolezal is a sneaky sheisty black bitch, not a sneaky sheisty white bitch.