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Now We Have Golden Tate's Wife Going For Daniel Jones' Neck On Instagram

You know someone means business and is thinking completely rationally when they have a 10,000 character post on their Instagram Stories. But I guess this is all totally in line with the Daniel Jones Era that had Giants fans freaking out about picking him over future Hall of Famer Dwayne Haskins despite 90% of those people never watching Jones take a snap in college, pulling a 180 by singing the praises of Danny Dimes after putting up a 3000/24/12 stat line in 12 games as a rookie, then completing the 360 in less than 18 months by spinning 180 degrees again and saying the Giants need to lose every game 100-0 to ensure they will somehow be worse than the Jets despite the Giants being in 6 of the 7 games they've lost this season. 

This is essentially what those Giants fans and people like Reags (who will now only be referred to me on Giants blogs as The Kentucky Wildskell for calling out my Daniel Jones Hype Group as well as all Hype Groups/Circles because he is upset the Giants didn't draft Josh Rosen, Dwayne Haskins, or Will Grier along with any potential beef with Rico while I am a PROUD Rico Ryder) look like in my eyes while losing their marbles about a young quarterback struggling while also going silent whenever he makes crazy plays with his arm or legs like that ball that was perfectly placed in Tate's hands before he came up with it for that incredible touchdown catch.

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This also may be me when I try to spinzone some of Danny's games, with last night's being especially disheartening, because I'm trying to be rational about a young QBs growing pains since we are likely going to have DJ around for at least 1 more season and all those fans losing their shit would have an unlimited amount of Freezing Cold Takes about Eli pre-Super Bowl XLII if Twitter was around a decade earlier.

Anyway, back to Mrs. Tate. I could see Darius Slatyon's wife/girlfriend/mom/whoever is the most trusted female in his life losing her shit on Instagram because of some missed throws by Daniel Jones. Same for Sterling Shepard's wife. Even Russell Shepard's family should be upset considering he was criticized multiple times by Brian Griese last night for not running his routes correctly, which could have led to those Daniel Jones overthrows being Shepard's fault despite the fact he retired back in September. 

I'd have to borrow Steven Cheah's NFL Game Pass login to break down the film but I imagine if Golden Tate was really as wide open as his wife said, the broadcast probably would've pointed it out considering they jumped over every mistake Jones made or didn't make because they were awful to listen to last night. And if Tate was open it's maybe because he was open near the line of scrimmage because he's a 5'11" receiver that gets about as much separation from DBs as my fat ass does but just so happens to be a YAC machine that is more a RB/WR hybrid like a real life fantasy FLEX than a traditional receiver.

It appears that Mrs. Tate's friends agree with what she's seeing on film.

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Ahhhh yes, all the teams Golden Tate has ever been on were the problem! Not Golden himself. But the Seahawks, Lions, Eagles, and Giants were all independently at fault. Speaking of which, why did a savvy team like the Seahawks move on from a guy like Tate whose destiny seems like he should have been making crazy, improv football magic with Russell Wilson.

Oh that's right, those definitely fake rumors! Hopefully PFF can cook up some numbers about how great Tate is to convince teams to give up anything for him before today's trade deadline because before that catch at the end of the game, the most memorable thing Golden Tate did as a Giant this season was defending his sister's honor and fighting Jalen Ramsey.