I Gotta Be Honest About This "Identify As..." Movement

This whole “I identify as…” shit is fucking ridiculous. The trans-everything movement is completely absurd. I’m cool with the transgenders. Namely because they were the originators. They kinda get grandfathered in. But now Rachel Dolezal comes along with “trans-racial” and its just getting out of hand. Where does it stop? You can’t just say you “identify as…” something you’re completely not and expect people to treat you completely different. You can’t just say that you’re something else and expect the entire world around you to just act accordingly. I’m gonna call myself transfamous from now on. I identify as a really good looking, really talented, really famous person. So when when I walk up to the club I expect you to roll out the red carpet. I’m transVIP bro! On the inside I feel like a famous person. I was born a famous person in a really untalented body. But you need to treat me accordingly because thats who I really am. Forget about whats happening in reality. Everyone now has to play in the land of make believe and pretend along with me that I’m whoever I want to be.

I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it’s not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! If you’re a white person then you’re a white person. If you’re a white person that loves black culture then you’re still a fucking white person. And thats ok. Like isnt this whole transracial thing actually sneakily super racist? Why cant a white person love black culture without having to be black? It feels even more racist to me that this chick and other people out there feel they actually need to be a black person in order to be involved in that culture. Kind of seems like the complete opposite of what society has been trying to develop into, no?

I’ll tell you whose fault this is. The Jews. It all started with the Jews for Jesus. Once the Jews started believing in JC all the rules and boundaries and definitions of people and groups went out the window. Now we got transexuals and transgenders and transracials and transreligions and I’m sure there’s gonna be transethnic and trans-bodytype up next. I’m fucking fat as shit but on the inside I feel skinny so everyone act like I’m skinny. Get outta town with this madness.

PS – It must be SO HARD for grandparents to understand what the fuck is going on in 2015. I feel like they just sit there quietly waiting to die because they dont understand what the fuck is going on with the world around them.