Dude Makes Rap Song Professing His Love To Rachel Dolezal

“Baby you are as sexy as you wanna be… the ass is astronomical; your breasts are so phenomenal; your legs are the sensual bridges to heaven, the sweetest va jay jay more cosmic than the milky way”

If I wasnt busy recording my own song I would wonder whether this song was actually me. I love you Rachel. I love every fake black inch of you. I love your terrible hair. I love every crazy fiber of your being. You can be whatever color or sexuality you want with me. Can be a fucking alien for all I care. Just give me that cosmic va jay jay.