Miley Cyrus Is Offering To Clean Houses Naked For Her Charity And Sign Me Up

Playboy- Miley Cyrus is in the news again for being naked, though this time it’s not exactly what you would expect. At the annual Inspiration Gala for amfAR (the foundation for AIDs research), an event honoring Miley Cyrus for her work with her Happy Hippy Foundation and contributions to support the cause, Miley created four pieces of artwork reinterpreting Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover: Before the evening came to an end, the art was to be auctioned off to generate additional cash for amfAR. The pieces were headed north of sixty grand in auction, when Miley stood up and made an offer to push the price tag even higher: Auctioneer Alexander Gilkes of Paddle 8 had gotten the bidding up to $65,000 for the four pieces when Miley suddenly stood up at her table and announced: “My left boob is awkwardly bigger than my right one, and I’ll show you the left one if we can get it to … all right — we’re at $65 — what about $69?” At this point the room roars. “Sixty-nine. I’ll clean your house. Naked.”

Sign me up. If we’re being completely honest it’s more about getting my house clean and less to do with naked Miley Cyrus walking around my house.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m 100% down with watching a naked Miley Cyrus walk around my house.  That’s something I wouldn’t pass up on.  For whatever reason I’m still into her no matter how weird she gets (minus the weird trend of growing out her arm pit hair which is the grossest thing in the history of the world. If that catches on I’m moving to Mars). But I really just need my room cleaned because that place looks like a goddamn trash bomb went off in there.  Someday my roommates won’t see me for a month, wonder where I am and it’ll take an additional month to dig my dead body out of there. Not to mention I guarantee Miley would come cheaper than any maid service.  What I do know is those Gatorade bottles filled with sunflower seeds and empty Chinese take out containers aren’t gonna put themselves in the trash.  I’m sure as hell not gonna do it so why not let a naked Miley Cyrus do it?  And hey it’s for charity.  Everybody wins.