If Pictures Of Miley Cyrus Making Out With A Victoria's Secret Model Don't Get Your Motor Running Then I Don't Know What To Tell You

HOT HOT HOT.  The hottest part is that it confirms none of this is an act with Miley Cyrus.  This isn’t some staged photo shoot for a magazine or Instagram.  That’s in a random parking garage where they didn’t think anybody could see.  That ass grab isn’t the ass grab of people who think they’re being watched.  That’s the ass grab of a person who wants to have scissor sex with the girl who sang Wrecking Ball right then and there in the parking garage.  It’s not an act.  Miley is out there sticking her tongue down Stella Maxwell’s throat because she loves it.  Because she wants sex from anybody and everybody at all times.  She’s just a goddamn freak.  We could write a book with the number of Barstool blogs that have covered Miley being hot or weird or gross or all three at the same time.  But there’s no denying that her thirst for any and all things sex is as real as it gets. And you wanna know what? I dig it. It turns me on. Yeah. It turns me on. Because you wanna know what the kicker is? Maybe I’m a little fucking crazy. That’s right. Maybe Jeremy’s a little nuts.

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Stella is okay looking I guess