I Am Being Used As A Church Meme And I Don’t Like It One Bit

What da fuck?! 

I was just sittin in my couch, sippin on some green tea, and having a great morning when I received the following DM from a kind dude named Sam.... 

Astonished and definitely a bit confused, I clicked on the post he had messaged me, and there were fuckin memes galore! 

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Am I a just the face of church memes now?! I don’t wanna be the church meme guy! 

Nothing against any of you religious people or anything, but that’s just soooo lame! I’m out here getting tattoos and playing Rage Against The Machine covers to try to establish the OPPOSITE image for myself - not become the church meme guy! 

Worst of all? I look like such a pansy ass pastor in that meme…..AT BEST. Either that or a motherfucking ventriloquist puppet. God dammit. Wait - shit, I shouldn't say that anymore.

P.S. If the church wants to start paying for swipe ups tho…..