How Could You Not Recognize Manny Ramirez, Subject Of The Best Home Run Call Of All Time?

"This ball is long gone just like the ex-girlfriend who will never return! Home Run!"

There are many reasons why it was a mortal sin for this bloke to not recognize Manny Ramirez in public, but #1 among them is that he is the 7-year title holder for the best home run call in the history of the sport. You might be thinking "What about Sterling, Scully, Uecker! One of them must have had something better!" Well, you'd be wrong. Dead Wrong. No call will ever be better than the one that this random Taiwanese announcer(I can't find his name but I hope he is doing better and has a girlfriend that loves and adores him) gave for this Ramirez bomb. The only way to top it is for more baseball announcers to take his lead and inject more of their personal life into their calls. 

"...and Cory runs straight past 1st and 2nd base straight to third base! Just like the foreign exchange student I was housing did to my wife while I was recovering from my appendectomy"

"Jones steps on the bag for the putout. Something my girlfriend refuses to do anymore since she found out I had unprotected, creamy sex with her stepmother after she got stuck in the washing machine." 

"They're back to the track aaaaannd SSSSSEEYA! That ball is further gone than my relationship with my two sons! They don't respect me anymore and they call their step-father Anthony "dad" instead of me!"