Justin Bieber's New Song "Peaches" May Or May Not Have Just Given Me A Full Blown Erection

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Good. God. I don't know where this Justin Bieber came from but he can run me over with his car every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Whoever inspired him to make that song better keep going because I need more. The John Mayer/jam band sound is working. Not just for me either, I told Kayce I was writing this blog and she told me to title it, "Justin Biebers New Song Just Gave Kayce An Orgasm In Her Vagina." I didn't, obviously, but I thought about it and I don't think she was kidding. Regardless, Justin's success has reached a point where he no longer needs to worry about making hits- he can focus on the music. Which is nice to see considering the early part of his career was spent making money for the adults around him. Oh well. None of that matters anymore because the king has returned. Biebs is back and there's nothing we can do to stop him. Best of luck to all the other artists out there, they're going to need it. Check out his entire new album below.

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