Woman Dumped Her Tits Out On A Plane To Breastfeed Her Hairless, Nipple-Starved Pussy Cat Despite Pleas From Other Passengers To Secure Her Boobs
Most pet owners will go to great lengths to care for their pets.
When it comes to people and their pets, the question often isn’t what you’d do for them, but what you wouldn’t do.
For one American airline passenger, the latter doesn’t seem to include breastfeeding.
A screenshot has gone viral of what looks like a pilot messaging system that suggests a passenger on Delta Air flight DL1360 to Atlanta began breastfeeding her cat and refused to stop despite repeated requests from the crew.
“Pax (passenger) in (seat) 13A is breastfeeding a cat and will not put cat back in its carrier when FA (flight attendant) requested,” reads the ACARS memo.
The pilot requested Delta’s Redcoat ground team meet the customer after landing to reprimand her.
According to an online source, the carrier was contacted for comment to confirm whether the incident took place.
Before we get going with the actual story, I need to clear the air a little bit because this story is a touch personal for me. I think it's important in this post-modern world to be forthright and forthcoming in regards to personal biases that we might have for certain subjects. This is one of those subjects for me. I don't like to talk about it often but I too was breastfed. I'm not a kitten or a cat so I don't think it disqualifies me from writing this blog but I just wanted you, the reader, to know. I was breastfed. In fact, I was breastfed for 6 months!
Now that everything is on the table, I finally feel comfortable enough to say that I dont think it's appropriate to breastfeed your hairless cat on a plane. In fact, I'll go one step further, I don't think you should breastfeed your cat AT ALL. I know that we arent supposed to take hardline stances like that but here I stand, I can do no other. I do not abide cat breastfeeding!
"Chaps! Chaps! Are you saying that cats shouldnt eat?"
No. Not at all.
When a cat is hungry, I recommend dry cat food. While some say that wet cat food is tastier for the animal, I consider the whole health of the cat to be of paramount importance. While wet food might be more "yummy in the kitty's tummy" there are other things to consider too. Like, dental health. Dry food is better for cat teeth!
Let's dive into these fucking teeth. Them shits are sharp. Whoa, momma are they sharp! The evolutionary process has left cats with incredibly sharp teeth- teeth that have evolved with the purpose of ripping off flesh which, spoiler alert, nipples are. Nipples are flesh. If you leave them in the mouth of a cat for too long, you could develop fissures.
Now, nipple fissures are painful cracks on the skin of the nipple and areola. Nipple fissures are common during pregnancy and breastfeeding but may be caused by friction in some athletes think of Andy running in the Diabetes Race for the Cure. Nipple doom.
People who experience nipple fissures should treat them with care, as it is possible for the area to become infected and, in some cases, inflamed. Now, I'm no pilot but having your nipples in flames on a flight seems dangerous. Hell, we can even bring on 8oz of conditioner. Safety for all is paramount.
Home treatments can provide relief in many cases, though there are times when it is important to see a doctor. Preventing nipple fissures before they happen is the best way to avoid symptoms and complications.
If this woman cares about her cat and her nipples, she will stop breastfeeding this cat post haste. It's as simple as that.
PS: obviously the lady is weird as fuck. Goes without saying.