Finally A Gender Reveal Everybody Can Enjoy!

YES, that was awesome. I don't care if you roll your eyes at every gender reveal or love them to the point you forward every single one to all the other Olds on Facebook. Watching someone else go through that type of misery always plays. And while inviting a bunch of people over to see what color glitter comes out of a balloon because of which genitals appeared on a fetus in an ultrasound only to see the balloon fly away is bad, coming to the realization that your little girl and your little genderless baby have your ass in the jackpot for the rest of your natural lives is much worse. 

The bottles, the diapers, the sleepless night. It's a never-ending battle against little people that just so happen to be your favorite people in the world that do the dumbest shit in the world every single day. It truly is a mindfuck to see play out in front of your face every single day. 

Anyway, congrats to the happy(ish) couple on the upcoming baby!

TL;DR If you have no kids or even just 1 kid, I got 2 words for ya!

I am just realizing now that I not only have two children but also work with children because the shit going on during the Cyber Monday sale is more ridiculous than whatever chaos my kids unleash every single day.