Lighten the Fuck Up! His Beautiful Wife Was a Brilliant Businesswoman...

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A high-profile New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called his client's office and asked to speak with him. 

"Raymond, I have some good news and some bad news…"

The art collector replied, "You know Saul, I'm already having an awful day, so I'd rather hear the good news first if that's okay…" 

The lawyer responded, "Sure… I met with your beautiful wife this morning and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two, one-of-a-kind photos she believes will bring in somewhere in the vicinity of 15 to $20 million. After viewing the photos myself I think she could be right…" 

Raymond replied enthusiastically, "Holy shit! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day, Saul. Now, I can handle the bad news. Tell me, what is it?" 

After a short pause the lawyer informed his client, "The two, one-of-a-kind pictures your wife has valued at 15-$20 mil, they're of you and your young secretary…"

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