Jerry Jones, Apparently A Huge Glory Hole Guy
The NFL season is right around the corner. The Cowboys are yet to win a playoff game under Mike McCarthy. They just lost their starting LT for the majority of the season. And all Jerry Jones can think about right now is that sweet, sweet glory hole.
Guess they don't call it Jerry World for no reason. I mean nothing can get you out of bed faster on a Monday morning than the opportunity of some good ol' fashion anonymous oral. Sure, it might be a late night for that old crazy bastard on the 16th watching his Cowboys get steamrolled by the Eagles on Monday Night Football. But there's no chance he's going to have to snooze his alarm the next morning when he's got the glory hole to return to.
By the way--how great do you think it is to be a ridiculously old person right now? Imagine if any other owner in the league got up on ESPN and starting to casually talk about glory holes. They'd be forced to sell the team this morning. But the whole country just treats Jerry Jones like our crazy grandpa who never has any idea what he's actually saying. Oh there goes Grandpa Jerry again! Talking about sticking his wrinkly shriveled dick through a little cutout hole in the bathroom stall! That whacky old goose! Sure thing, Grandpa!
I find it hard to believe he doesn't know exactly what he's doing here. But he knows he can get away with it because he's senile. I hate to give Jerry Jones credit for anything, but it's the perfect crime.