Leonardo DiCaprio Continues His Iron Man Streak Of Breaking Up With His Girlfriend At Or Before She Turns 25 Years Old

Some records may never be broken. Joe DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak. Cal Ripken's 2,632 consecutive game streak. Leo's break up with his girlfriend before her brain fully developed streak. Three unbelievable records that will be in the history books forever. Many people thought this would be the year Leo raised the playboy jersey into the rafters. He had been with Camila Morrone for 4 years and at 47 years old, it seemed that ol' Leo would join Clooney in the married man lifestyle. 

But then, Camila turned 25 and Leo hit the dump button.

He's had other girlfriends make it to 25, most notably Nina Agdal who is still only 30 years old and throwing heat.

Some of the internet is calling Leo "creepy" for his pattern of dating younger women. Look man, Leo just wants to live his life as he sees fit. As long as he's not breaking the law, what do we care? Guy just wants to live on his mega-yacht, bang models, make awesome movies, and pretend to care about climate change. Who are we to tell him no? 

 The internet memes have been very funny about it.

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and finally

Much like Glenny Balls, sorry folks, Leo just fucks. It's what he does.

But yes, it is kinda weird. But whatever. You only get one go-around on this blue marble, might as well fuck while you can.