Looking At Anna Modler's Trip Around America Is The Best Way To Get Over Today's Garbage USMNT Match

Okay, team we need to come together here. I already got my frustration out about a friendly: 

Now we need to cleanse out palate. How do we do that? Well, let model Anna Modler's trip around America help: 

A quick breakdown: 

- Could do without the Yankees hat. Fuck the Yankees. 

- Get a better, American beer

- the flag waving on the back of a boat is an elite look. Nothing better than knowing someone with a boat. Get all the rewards without having to do much. 

- Ketchup is still trash

- I'm not sure what sort of sauce is on the fries in the 4th picture but it looks delicious. Gonna get Balls on the case. 

- Pepperoni pizza is the best kind of pizza. Keep it simple. 

Overall a solid 8.4 trip. Way better than the match. Anywho, here are pictures. 

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